Stop Betting on Dildos Being Thrown at WNBA Games, You Fucking Creeps

[–] miss_demeanour@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 14 hours ago (3 children)

Let's throw spunk-filled condoms at NBA games.
Finding donors won't be an issue.

[–] QuoVadisHomines@sh.itjust.works 4 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

That would be a biohazard. The dildos are a hate crime.

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[–] Nusm@peachpie.theatl.social 3 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

Y’know, I would never have thought of betting on it, but now that they told me I shouldn’t, all I wanna do is bet on it.

[–] LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.world 5 points 14 hours ago

In the mean time the shareholders are all hoping people see these articles and go make bets on it. As it will only increase views.

[+] francisfordpoopola@lemmy.world -11 points 11 hours ago (3 children)

Ahh the use of the word "creep" for men. It's logged with the purposefully demeaning "bitch" and "ho". How about the good ole use of "asshole"?

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[+] Jimmycakes@lemmy.world -14 points 16 hours ago

I got a few bucks on the next one purple let's goooo

[–] Hobbes_Dent@lemmy.world -4 points 16 hours ago (3 children)

Yet Americans still get offended when it’s suggested they wouldn’t vote for a woman.

United States of Bro.

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[+] FlashMobOfOne@lemmy.world -6 points 16 hours ago (21 children)

It is legit funny to me though.

[–] Ilovethebomb@sh.itjust.works 8 points 15 hours ago (4 children)

There's just something inherently amusing about a wobbly sausage, isn't there?

[–] sundray@lemmus.org 7 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

The nine-year-old girls getting slapped with them probably disagree.

[–] Ilovethebomb@sh.itjust.works 4 points 14 hours ago (2 children)

Yeah, it helps if you actually hit where you aimed. You'd think you'd practice before the game, right?

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[–] PhilipTheBucket@quokk.au 5 points 15 hours ago

Wobbly Sausage

IDK, the original article is sort of in this Schrödinger zone. On the one hand, yes, it's harassing and you shouldn't make dickhead jokes where the principle of the joke is basically "lol they're women." On the other hand, people can do funny things sometimes and be dickheads, it's part of living in a free society. Definitely trying to crack down on it and tell them they can't is just going to spark this universal human impulse to say "Okay I hit paydirt here let's double down because now it's really funny if it happens again."

[–] FlashMobOfOne@lemmy.world -5 points 15 hours ago

There is.

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