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[–] UnculturedSwine@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 2 days ago (9 children)

I have never fucked a woman but I fucked my first man at 29. Does that make me virgin?

[–] Fizz@lemmy.nz 8 points 2 days ago

Nah any sex is losing your virginity

[–] frog_brawler@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Is "gold star" dude a thing, or do only women get that label?

[–] rumschlumpel@feddit.org 5 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (2 children)

I'd say 'no', if you think it's fine to call it 'fucking', you're definitely not a virgin anymore. It's always subjective, though, some people think it's only 'sex' if it's p and v with at least one orgasm. Feels fucked up to validate the kinds of people who think 'soaking' makes sense in any way, but when you start considering lesbians, the subjectiveness becomes quite apparent.

[–] brotundspiele@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 days ago

if you think it's fine to call it 'fucking', you're definitely not a virgin anymore

Oh, that's great to hear because I think it's fine to say that I've fucked up more than once in my life. So I'm no longer a virgin 🙌

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[–] affenlehrer@feddit.org 10 points 3 days ago

I was afraid of that as well

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