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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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[–] RickyRigatoni@retrolemmy.com 11 points 1 month ago (4 children)

Reading brainrot girlfriend has made me desire this.

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[–] QuoVadisHomines@sh.itjust.works 10 points 1 month ago

As an adult for most dating your peers is preferable to dating younger adults. I don't want to hear "So what was the gas crisis like?" on a date ever again (IDK what it was like I was 3).

[–] HalfSalesman@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (8 children)

I date/have sex with who I'm physically attracted to. Otherwise I'm OK if we just stay (non-sexual) friends. Us having stuff in common doesn't make me horny for them or want to romance them.

If we have nothing in common because of an age gap, then the sexual relationship becomes a reason to learn about them. As long as we agree with each other on politics.

That said I have no expectations, admittedly atm all I've been getting is one night stands every once in a while and I'd like deeper relationships (I'm poly). But fuck maybe I just wont get one. shrugs I'll just keep trying until I get one.

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[–] javasux@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago (3 children)

I have not heard someone say "big mood" in years

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[–] MisterNeon@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)
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