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Republican says Charlie Kirk would have been Jesus' "13th disciple" (www.newsweek.com)

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[–] ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one 1 points 1 month ago

Real Christian Jesus "Bitch, please! Take your cracker ass and get the fuck out of here."

Supply Side Jesus "Come my child, I welcome you to my flock."

[–] Valmond@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

Lol nice rage bite try

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