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Anon deals with crows (piefedimages.s3.eu-central-003.backblazeb2.com)

submitted 1 week ago by RmDebArc_5@piefed.zip to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] ThrowawayPermanente@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 week ago

This is the worst comic book villain origin story ever

[–] WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 6 points 1 week ago

Not greentext. Think I found a new career!

[–] Etterra@discuss.online 5 points 1 week ago

I want my own money ~~stealing~~ finding murder of crows.

[–] InvalidName2@lemmy.zip 4 points 1 week ago

I wish the crows around my parts would do that. The ones around here just generally act like a menace to society.

[–] peteypete420@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 week ago

Give them bird seed instead

[–] Afflictedlife@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 week ago

Op discovers they are a druid

[–] Kenaima@lemmy.today 1 points 1 week ago

Fagin of the birdies.

[–] protist@mander.xyz 1 points 1 week ago

problamy

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