Just give me your gold then lmao
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Been waiting for this much lauded second coming slash Armageddon for a while now. Any day now, I'm sure.
If the end of times is coming I want to be there, naked, hammered drunk and out of my mind on blow standing atop the seven headed dragon of the end times as it burns everything down, buck sled and listening to Metallica. I don't even really love Metallica but it would just fit the scene.
Yo. Thats so Close. Lets Go!
One Side of me really wants to be proven wrong. But on the other Hand. Wtf are people having for a braincell.