Fake: anon existed happily Gay: lets daddy Satya penetrate their machine
this post was submitted on 26 Sep 2025
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Satya? Microsoft doesn't own Dropbox. You're thinking of OneDrive.
Sure, but it's Microsoft that allows 3rd party BS to be automatically re-installed!
Sorry. My mister crabs meme folder is on my other phone.
Here's a picture of a real crab instead I guess
Install Linux, fixed.
In the unfortunate event that you CANT uninstall Windows, at least replace it with AtlasOS.
Basically, it reinstalls Windows but rips virtually everything which makes Windows a piece of shit. You'll get better performance, no telemetry, and next to no bloatware.
Learn Linux anyway.
Wasn't atlasOS proven to be a scam/not-as-advertised, or have they changed it?
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Wow this sounds too good to be true as someone that needs to keep windows for my work apps. What's the catch and why haven't I heard of it before?
Just get W11 Enterprise IoT LTSC from massgrave.dev. It's an official Windows and not some tool to worry about trust.
There's not 'catch' other than having to reinstall windows.
Another 'catch' might be that it strips out shit like one drive and the Microsoft Store.
If you needed those, then you'd need to reinstall them with workarounds.
I put down box gently
I solved this issue by deleting windows and installing linux