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[–] frustrated_phagocytosis@fedia.io 182 points 1 week ago (6 children)

Makes it so easy to find the people who don't give a fuck about women when they suck the Saudi teats so openly

[–] FailBetter@crust.piefed.social 27 points 1 week ago (1 children)

This was harsh. Extremely funny but also harsh

[–] Nurse_Robot@lemmy.world 28 points 1 week ago

Not wrong though

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[–] EditsHisComments@lemmy.world 133 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Chappelle has always been tone-deaf about many things, he's just more obvious about it since he's older. Glad more and more people are noticing his hypocrisy

[–] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 35 points 1 week ago (4 children)

He's also an active stain on his hometown, among other vile behavior. 🤷🏼‍♂️

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[–] wildflower@lemmy.world 101 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Jim Jefferies, Jimmy Carr, Kevin Hart, Pete Davidson... I was surprised to see these names on the lineup, what a bunch of sellouts.

This is from their contracts (found on https://www.abc.net.au/news/2025-09-30/riyadh-comedy-festival-begins-with-pete-davidson-bill-burr/105833686):

[–] Ensign_Crab@lemmy.world 39 points 1 week ago (7 children)

Jimmy Carr isn't a surprise.

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[–] But_my_mom_says_im_cool@lemmy.world 31 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (3 children)

Pete Davison is just mind blowing. He can’t even make jokes about how SA murdered his Jewish dad, while he sucks the dick of the men who murdered his dad

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[–] sundray@lemmus.org 77 points 1 week ago

I invite you to stay there, Mr. Chappelle.

[–] AceTKen@lemmy.ca 66 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Bad title. He's criticizing the state of free speech in America citing the Jimmy Kimmel cancellation and people fired / cancelled over Charlie Kirk speech.

[–] jeffw@lemmy.world 108 points 1 week ago (4 children)

I don’t think anyone thought he was criticizing free speech. Yes, it’s a bad title, but it’s still hilarious to go to Saudi Arabia and pretend like they have more free speech rights

[–] Aatube@kbin.melroy.org 21 points 1 week ago
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[–] railway692@piefed.zip 63 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (6 children)

So what did he actually say?

“Right now in America, they say that if you talk about Charlie Kirk, that you’ll get canceled,” Chappelle told an audience of 6,000, according to The New York Times. “I don’t know if that’s true, but I’m gonna find out.” He then added, “It’s easier to talk here than it is in America.”

Well, that sounds... accurate. Doesn't excuse the other things he's said, but... yea.

Edit: I stand by the first part of my comment. I was not paying enough attention to the second half ("it's easier to talk here..."). That part, not so much.

[–] ImADifferentBird@lemmy.blahaj.zone 62 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I mean, not really. If he really thinks it's easier to talk there than here, he should make a bonesaw joke on stage in Riyadh.

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[–] ayyy@sh.itjust.works 47 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Did you see the contract he signed? “Easier to talk here” is just factually incorrect.

[–] mPony@lemmy.world 21 points 1 week ago (6 children)

If you're looking for a factually correct comic, Carlin's dead.

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[–] Jerb322@lemmy.world 16 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Did he actually say anything about Kirk or did he chicken out?

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[–] ruuster13@lemmy.zip 52 points 1 week ago (2 children)

He referenced the Charlie Kirk situation. He didn't say anything about Charlie Kirk. He's nothing more than a rightwing propagandist these days.

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[–] MantisToboggon@lazysoci.al 48 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Die a hero, or live long enough to see yourself become the villain.

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[–] Jaysyn@lemmy.world 47 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

That's not what free speech is. The government has never attacked Chapelle for his speech.

His bigoted shit just isn't funny to GenZ and they don't mind telling him.

It's our right to Freedom of Association he has an issue with.

[–] slaneesh_is_right@lemmy.org 19 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I hear that shit so often. "You can't even say anything anymore."

Yes you can. You can say whatever, you just don't like it when people call you out for that shit you have to say.

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[–] W3dd1e@lemmy.zip 45 points 1 week ago (3 children)

I’ll bet ya a whole dollar that he doesn’t know who Jamal Khashoggi was.

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[–] Dorkyd68@lemmy.world 44 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I used to love chapel. Now not so much. He drank the Joe Rogan kool-aid

[–] SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 33 points 1 week ago (1 children)

He also sent strong antivax messages to black Americans. I liked his comedy but he got addicted to money and is a disappointing human.

[–] rumba@lemmy.zip 19 points 1 week ago (4 children)

is a disappointing human.

He was always a disappointing human.

He just used to be a funny disappointing human.

Now he's a sad, disappointing human.

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[–] rosco385@lemmy.wtf 38 points 1 week ago

Excessive income causes brain damage

[–] gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works 37 points 1 week ago (11 children)

Aw man Bill Burr went too? Goddammit.

[–] ameancow@lemmy.world 25 points 1 week ago (6 children)

Daily reminder that Burr was never a progressive or ally to leftism, or even humanity broadly.

We just all really loved when he directed his performance against the people who deserve it the most, so that's what we choose to remember.

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[–] TheReturnOfPEB@reddthat.com 35 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

I mean ... a TV host just got fired/scathed/re-hired for talking about the fallout of a murder at a political rally.

So ... maybe the USA is not doing well with free speech.

[–] Ganbat@lemmy.dbzer0.com 55 points 1 week ago (2 children)

It's not, and criticizing it is fair, but... from Saudi Arabia? The Trump admin is basically modelling themselves off their shit at this point. If he really felt this way in general, he wouldn't have performed at this show in the first place. Criticizing the way free speech is handled in one country while in another country known for chopping up journalists is tone-deaf and comes off as self-serving.

[–] TheReturnOfPEB@reddthat.com 19 points 1 week ago

"I'm starting to think we expect too much from our clowns"

this quote is the best thing that i have to offer.

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[–] Bluefalcon@discuss.tchncs.de 34 points 1 week ago

So I use to live in Riyadh and worked for a defense company. I left during covid and seen a lot of hate filled shit there. The people in general, were very nice but I'm an American and male.

My wife is not an American or Saudian. She would be harrassed and even hit by the locals. They looked down on her unless I was around.

At work, I would routine run into non-Americans/Saudians. Holy shit did they treat them bad. From forcing them to do degrading stuff or just belittle them in public.

Those were just the "normal" people. The royal family members were on a completely different level. Everyone used encrpyted chat services and if you posted about anything illegal, expect the Matowa (secret police) to visit your ass.

Fuck all those going there and speaking all rosey for blood money.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Committee_for_the_Promotion_of_Virtue_and_the_Prevention_of_Vice_(Saudi_Arabia)

[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 33 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (3 children)

he hated that he was called out for being a transphobic person, thats the real reason. now that hes in a country that hates lgbtq+ he feels welcomed.

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[–] jerkface@lemmy.ca 32 points 1 week ago (8 children)

I don't understand how for the last ten years this guy has been allowed to just associate with other comics like he's not a fucking pariah.

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[–] nandeEbisu@lemmy.world 32 points 1 week ago

He made fun of trans people and trans people pushed back.

If you support trans people in Saudi Arabia the government throws you in jail.

[–] wuffah@lemmy.world 27 points 1 week ago (5 children)

“Right now in America, they say that if you talk about Charlie Kirk, that you’ll get canceled,” Chappelle told an audience of 6,000, according to The New York Times. “I don’t know if that’s true, but I’m gonna find out.” He then added, “It’s easier to talk here than it is in America.”

I love your comedy Dave, but the sell-out you’ve become invalidates your position as a truth-teller right when America needs you the most. You built your career on raw talent and hard work without bowing to your masters at Comedy Central, and you don’t need to do this either. If you ever manage to un-sew your lips from the royal prince’s gold-shitting anus, please come back to us.

Obligatory take from another of my favorite comedians.

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[–] Solumbran@lemmy.world 25 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Isn't he the piece of shit that was enjoying that someone that interrupted his show because of the shit he was saying, got heavily beaten up by security?

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[–] BilSabab@lemmy.world 24 points 1 week ago (6 children)

What happened to this guy? Like seriously. He went away and then came with this fucking terminal brainrot and he just can't stop saying stupid shit

[–] SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 1 points 5 days ago

He got to live in the big house and learned how to stay there.

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[–] answersplease77@lemmy.world 23 points 1 week ago

Dear Dave Chepple, Billy Burka, and the rest of hypocrite moralless indignified sellouts:

You have looted blood money from the taxes of oppressed unrepresented beheaded people in a dictatorship. The executioner asked you to dance to distract the world and cover up the blood of slaughtered protestors and humanright activists for him while he beheads them. And you gladly obliged.

So just answer my questions with your freedom of speech Dave.

You know you were not paid by the "6000" attendees. The tickets cost from $13 to $80 for the whole week with each day featuring more than 1 comic.

So how did you alone get paid $1.6millions Dave? What's the name of this organizing company? Where did they get this money from which they gave to dance Dave? Why is this Muslim Arabic country overpaying international celebeities to perform there? Not humanright washing... no.. no.

What happened to the Saudi citizens who complained about their wealth in billions of dollars going to overpaid LIV athletes, boxing athletes, soccer, esports kids, Hiphop concerts, and now you Dave?

[–] T00l_shed@lemmy.world 19 points 1 week ago

Riiiiight, man I used to like him

[–] FreeMindFreeAss@lemmy.world 17 points 1 week ago (4 children)

Bill Burr is the only one that really got to me. I loved that guy. But I just can't see him the same way anymore

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[–] flop_leash_973@lemmy.world 17 points 1 week ago (1 children)

"It’s easier to talk here than it is in America,"

Yeah, as long as you don't say anything about the imprisonments and murders without fair trial, religious intolerance, or make fun of the kings Mu'umu'u.

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