this post was submitted on 03 Oct 2025
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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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[–] bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de 69 points 1 month ago (3 children)

When they came for the birds I did nothing.

[–] CheesyFox@lemmy.sdf.org 19 points 1 month ago (1 children)

When they first came for gorillas we endured, remembering the name.

[–] SkyezOpen@lemmy.world 14 points 1 month ago (2 children)

When they came for the gorrilas we took our dicks out.

[–] CrazyLikeGollum@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago

When they came for the gorillas, we came for the gorillas.

[–] deathmetal27@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

RIP Harambe

[–] ryedaft@sh.itjust.works 38 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Wake up sheeple! It was a movie.

Google search: Dian Fossey was played by Sigourney Weaver.

[–] EldenLord@lemmy.world 49 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Please charge your phone lol

[–] CheesyFox@lemmy.sdf.org 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)

bro's living on the edge💀💀💀

[–] BreadOven@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

It's the only thing that makes me feel alive.

[–] neukenindekeuken@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] monogram@feddit.nl 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] BreadOven@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

No, actually. It seems pretty complicated though. I think I prefer souls-like games.

[–] BreadOven@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

Saving that for my deathbed.

[–] mnemonicmonkeys@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] shalafi@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I'm unemployed and hunting IT work, give me a break!

[–] ryedaft@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 month ago

Samesies. Trust that anyone that posts here hate LinkedIn with the fire of a thousand suns if they use it.

[–] Aussiemandeus@aussie.zone 3 points 1 month ago

I clicked on the show me more section and was confused why it didn't work.

I am a worm brain

[–] SeraphimNova@lemmy.world 27 points 1 month ago (3 children)

This happened because of Harambe.

[–] OrteilGenou@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago

Harambe was involved from the start.

[–] mnemonicmonkeys@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 month ago

Harambe was an inside job!

[–] RightHandOfIkaros@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

The death of Harambe had many unforseen consequences.

[–] QuinnyCoded@sh.itjust.works 18 points 1 month ago

I like how the replier isn't even upset just genuinely so confused

[–] aeternum@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 points 1 month ago

aww. Dr Goodall did a lot of good work. RIP :(

[–] SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

Dude should get his homeschooled ass to a zoo or something. Bet he tells people who call him silly to do their research. When this guy can’t even be bothered to visit a zoo.

[–] Stonewyvvern@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

The Institute hard at work...

[–] nutsack@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 month ago

i don't know who that is