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[–] Chessmasterrex@lemmy.world 6 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Crackpot being a crackpot.

[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 2 points 3 days ago
[–] aturtlesdream@lemmy.world 10 points 4 days ago

He always seems to look like he is about to drop dead. At least his outside matches his rotten insides

[–] LuigiMaoFrance@lemmy.ml 4 points 3 days ago
[–] Plurrbear@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

“You can't escape destiny! She comes for us all, that relentless bitch”!!!! Hahaha! And still the most valid quote from “New Girl” ever! 🖕🏼

And as Charlie’s Kirk, your homie would say… “he would rather prefer sympathy”. 🤣 WE HAVE NONE! 🖕🏼

Karma comes for us all, in any life, and guess what… it’s coming for this douche and SORRY NOT SORRY. LETS GO!

See you and hear you, NEVER AGAIN!

I hope you come back as a dung beetle or suffer in hell forever! (Whatever you believer) lol!!!

I am so usually such a great person but America is making me so different! I have lost my faith hence why I say… fuck em!

[–] NeilBru@lemmy.world 4 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] A_norny_mousse@feddit.org 3 points 3 days ago

You know Jordanspeak!

[–] GaryGhost@lemmy.world 3 points 3 days ago

It's just natural selection. bad faith Darwinism

[–] Archangel1313@lemmy.ca 4 points 4 days ago

It isn't often that people get what they deserve.

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