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[–] RoidingOldMan@lemmy.world 26 points 3 days ago (5 children)

What absolute moron is running that school district?

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[–] Blackmist@feddit.uk 4 points 2 days ago

It's not my fault that Buttle's ~~heart condition~~ penis didn't appear on Tuttle's file!

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