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Could've been killed :( (Since they had guns drawn out)
They are awefully brave when there is no active shooting
Thankfully there were no loud noises around. Like a falling acorn or something.
Student afraid to return to school after AI sends police after him
We are taking orders from machines? At whose behest?
I, and most everyone I know, would 100% be crumpling up chip bags into vague shapes of guns and making it a pain in the ass for them to keep checking.
I faintly recall there was a news article about someone who was gunned down by cops mistaking a foil-wrapped sandwich for a gun.
I mean the ARE pretty spicy. /s Sez the guy who just started a batch of habanero hot sauce. smh
Made me think of the beginning of the movie Brazil.
The ai was actually a Blue dorito bag
I once mistook a bag of Doritos for the president of the USA…no, wait…it was a bag of Cheetos…wait, no, actually it was one Cheeto, one GIGANTIC Cheeto (I think?!)
Pretty sure that's just feces - don't let the color fool you.
Have they said sorry once?