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[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 31 points 2 days ago

Again? 🤦

[–] Akasazh@feddit.nl 60 points 2 days ago (3 children)

Any IQ test is hard for him

[–] KnitWit@lemmy.world 81 points 2 days ago (2 children)

It isn’t even an iq test, it’s a cognitive test. For dementia and stroke patients. Questions are things like ‘place the numbers where they go on an analog clock.’

[–] zurohki@aussie.zone 20 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I wonder if they're going to change that one. More and more people are going to go their whole lives without ever seeing an analog clock.

People on here get all upset about kids these days who can't read an analog clock. Funnily enough, a lot of those people think it's completely reasonable that they don't know how to drive a manual.

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 17 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

People on here get all upset about kids these days who can't read an analog clock

To be fair, it was mostly that one idiot who thought it should disqualify students from sitting exams..

Funnily enough, a lot of those people think it's completely reasonable that they don't know how to drive a manual.

And I agree. Just like analog clocks and indeed internal combustion engine cars in general, manual transmissions are technology that used to be the norm but is now old fashioned, unnecessary except for rare use cases, and fast approaching obsolete.

[–] Donnywholovedbowling@lemmy.world 12 points 2 days ago (2 children)

By modern automotive standards, manual transmissions are already obsolete. That said... They're so damn fun to drive, and you feel way more in control because in some sense you are. Just not in the power and fuel savings that the machine picks

[–] zurohki@aussie.zone 19 points 2 days ago (3 children)

EVs are even better - you're fully in control of the power, without an engine and transmission imposing a bunch of limits and power bands based on engine RPM and vehicle speed.

You actually get the experience that automatic transmissions promise but fail to deliver. If you want power, press the pedal. If you want more power, press the pedal more. That's it. No power fade, surges, hiccups as it shifts, etc.

I prefer a manual to an automatic, but they're both obsolete. Electric motors just do as they're told.

[–] Bytemeister@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Eh, not really. For context, I switched from a hybrid manual to an EV last year. The EV, despite being more expensive, 8 years newer, and much more sporty (in terms of design and marketing) is not nearly as much fun IMHO. If you want a fun car, get a little coupe or hatchback with a manual, doesn't even need a lot of power. If you just want to go fast in a straight line, get an EV.

EVs are even better - you’re fully in control of the power

Nope. You put your foot on the pedal, and the computer decides how fast you want to go. Put your foot on the brake, and the computer decides how hard you want to brake. All your controls are filtered through the computer. If the computer and I disagree, the only thing I can do is push my brake to floor, which engages the physical brakes using a traditional brake boost system, and fight the power steering motor for control of the front wheels, since there is a physical connection there.

In a manual, your control of the engine is much more direct (although mine did have throttle by wire), as well as your control of the transmission and brakes (when compared to an EV).

Honestly, if my wife did not absolutely dog on my CRZ for years, I wouldn't have switched (yet). That being said I do like having a car she can drive and I can "fuel" it up just by plugging it into a standard wall outlet.

those ev motors are torquey and for some people fun is acceleration

[–] deafboy@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Last time I tried an electric, there was a 0.5s lag between me stepping on the pedal and motor starting to spin. I got used to it pretty quick, but on that first intersection I did not feel especially in controll of the whole situation.

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They are also a good anti-theft device.

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[–] snausagesinablanket@lemmy.world 31 points 2 days ago (7 children)
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[–] MaybeNaught@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

Good lord, he doesn't know how to be discreet about anything. Every topic is a chance for him to try to show off. No one likes a braggart, and no one takes a transparent braggart seriously.

[–] lechekaflan@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Bastard's number one producer of anxiety.

Regardless of how sick he is in the fucking head, he is still kept in power so that those who put him in the Oval Office are determined to profit from his regime by even signing policies favoring them.

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