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As America loses it clout and it's international influence, the state department focuses on THIS? And I much prefer NTR of calibri, but good God, is this the only thing Rubio is capable of?

[–] WizardofFrobozz@lemmy.ca 2 points 2 months ago (2 children)

“Americans allow Marco Rubio to ban Calibri font for being too DEI”

[–] watson@lemmy.world 0 points 2 months ago

“Not only am I tiny, so is my dick!”

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