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cross-posted from: https://lemmy.ca/post/57149491

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[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 11 points 2 months ago

Could you imagine how these psychopathic wierdos would be screaming if the same display was at the Democratic Convention?

[–] Hux@lemmy.ml 10 points 2 months ago

A “selfie” in this context would be using a firearm instead of a phone camera, no?

[–] JoeTheSane@lemmy.world 10 points 2 months ago

That is fucking ghoulish.

[–] Krauerking@lemy.lol 9 points 2 months ago

Got to be SEEN showing you are on the "right" side and care.

Its like having to pay a tithe to the social media machine in the form of cringey posts that confirm the message desired.

[–] VisionScout@lemmy.wtf 9 points 2 months ago

Actually it's a good idea! For some it's a place for happy selfies, for some its a place for sad selfies. Nobody will complain about it!

[–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 8 points 2 months ago

Ooh, could you get a video of yourself saying something racist before gurgling and slumping over?

[–] Tigeroovy@lemmy.ca 7 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Did they also sell the “Freedom” shirt he was wearing while being shot?

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[–] Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago

Well thats not morbid at all

[–] SoftestSapphic@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Lmao would get a pic with crossbone eyes, tongue out, double peace signs. :3

[–] thermal_shock@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago

Money was vacuumed from the gullible, of course it was there.

[–] SeeMarkFly@lemmy.ml 6 points 2 months ago (3 children)
[–] slothrop@lemmy.ca 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)
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[–] Gammelfisch@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago

They should place the bullet in glass case with his exact words about sacrificing children for the 2nd Amendment. The last sentence should be, "Yes, he was a sick racist shitbag.

[–] dhhyfddehhfyy4673@fedia.io 6 points 2 months ago

People are so goddamn weird.

[–] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 6 points 2 months ago

I would 100% take a selfie in a recreation of the setting where a hateful piece of shit got murdered, but not for the same reasons as the people at this event.

[–] possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip 5 points 2 months ago

People are messed up

[–] VinnyDaCat@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

The modern day Horst Wessel.

[–] Treczoks@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

"You could get shot here, too! Just book the full package!"

On the other hand, let's celebrate the fact that Charlie Kirk has not sputtered anything racist in the last months. It's a new record for him!

[–] lechekaflan@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

The four-day event, called "America Fest"

More like Whitoid Fest where not only the fundies come in but also closet Nazis and Kluxers.

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