Happy Anon have not experienced many deaths in their circle and is in the fever dream of a teenage maximalism. Ngl it's sweet to be them.
this post was submitted on 21 Dec 2025
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I have had dogs, even if they died much sooner then me.
Someone should write a book about elves that kidnap a human and force them to be their hunting dog.
Humans would make for poor hunting dogs compared to elves.