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Anon goes hiking (sh.itjust.works)
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[–] saltesc@lemmy.world 29 points 9 months ago

One time I got invited to go backstage after Mr Mime's show..

[–] Lux@lemmy.blahaj.zone 28 points 9 months ago

Mewtwo called me a slur

[–] idunnololz@lemmy.world 20 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Vaporeon

[–] starman2112@sh.itjust.works 7 points 9 months ago (1 children)

OP said bad

[–] idunnololz@lemmy.world 9 points 9 months ago

I walked in on my brother...

[–] programmer_belch@lemmy.dbzer0.com 18 points 9 months ago

One time I tried washing my pikachu and had to be one month hospitalized

[–] Seasoned_Greetings@lemm.ee 9 points 9 months ago

My wife left me for a Machoke. Male standards these days are ridiculous smh

[–] ryathal@sh.itjust.works 9 points 9 months ago

I went out at night one time, and a Banette abducted my child while my soul was being stolen by a Gengar.

[–] starman2112@sh.itjust.works 8 points 9 months ago

Was out fishing one day. Thought I saw something glowing in the water, next thing you know the universe is destroyed because Lanturn decided to use 1% of its power

[–] Akasazh@feddit.nl 6 points 9 months ago

A Diglett unannouncedly reaped my posterior innocence

[–] Wilhemst@lemmy.world 5 points 9 months ago

hey guys,