I think "sludge" would be a good alternative
this post was submitted on 02 Jan 2026
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Well Satya, allow me to retort:
Fuck you, and the slop you rode in on.
It's because of their massive investment into data centers. They're spending billions of dollars on them and they're expecting people to rejoice, not call them slop.
If we keep calling them slop, we might make their investors sweat a little. I think it's time to double down.
it is what it is ..... slop
And I would love it if Mr. Nadella stopped working for a company whose name perfectly describes his genitals.
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Let's make a deal: they stop creating/enabling it, we stip calling it.
Microsoft CEO Sloppy McSlopface is welcome to lick my cleft.
Even if they burnt the whole planet to have a more accurate slop, I'd still call that "slop" in 2026. And the years after.
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Bitch, 'slop' is the polite term for AI excretions.
Slopya Nadella.
I'm going to continue calling a spade a spade.
Microsoft is slop.
i don't get it-
like.... even I call it slop- and im the mod of the qwen community-
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Really? Well... anytime I hear a CEO musing about destroying America I think of how expendable you are and what you might taste like. I am not alone.
Too bad I haven't used Microsoft products for the past 15 years. Slop slop slop...
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If corporations are people, shouldn’t creating/generating CSAM be enough to receive some sort of punishment/consequence?
How many teenage girls have killed themselves due to bullying facilitated by “AI”?
Microsoft Century of Humiliation.
This has to be the most pathetic thing I've ever read. A CEO just asking people to stop saying mean things about the garbage he's pushing out.
It's just so pathetic. I'd be embarrassed if I were affiliated with his company in any way.
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vote for me and I'll make it illegal for CEOs to make public statements.
we can call it AI crap then, because it basically is.
Microslop.
Im going into YouTube videos that are obvious ai slop and commenting about how its Ai slop.
You would be surprised how many people dont know they are watching Ai voices. They post things like "amazing wisdom" on Ai generated videos about Christianity.
These people are watching machines expressing how much they care about God. Fun times.
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Who cares what Slopya Slopella thinks anymore?