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[–] rayyy@lemmy.world 17 points 1 month ago

You would never find a nicer, kinder person,' the father added about his son

Many people said the same thing about Ted Bundy.

[–] DeathByBigSad@sh.itjust.works 16 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Do they have kids?

Cuz like... imagine if your classmates bully you for how you look, and your bio-father is an ICE agent violating the constitution.

Imagine the identity crisis...

[–] Duamerthrax@lemmy.world 14 points 1 month ago

Chances are, any kids he might have are the bullies.

[–] borQue@lemmy.zip 13 points 1 month ago

jail or fry that asshole

[–] MedicPigBabySaver@lemmy.world 12 points 1 month ago
[–] orioler25@lemmy.world 12 points 1 month ago

Oh my, how surprising, a Nazi who fetishized an Asian woman. I wonder if this is a common thing, perhaps even predictable.

[–] OldQWERTYbastard@lemmy.world 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Name and shame! Root. Them. Out.

[–] greatwhitebuffalo41@slrpnk.net 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Jonathan Ross is a shitty human being and a murderer.

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[–] Etterra@discuss.online 10 points 1 month ago (2 children)

See my problem is that death is too good for people who deserve capital punishment. What this sumabitch deserves is to be welded inside a 3 meter steel cube with a hole in the top for watery gruel and one in the bottom for poop.

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[–] VeryInterestingTable@jlai.lu 9 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

This might anger some people but marrying the women of whom you concider to be your enemy is a thing. Of course it used to be rape. But in christian marriages they always say "submit to your husband".

I'm feeling spicy today so I'll add that he probably used to be an incel that got rejected by white women so shooting this person was actually a hate crime.

What a beautiful morning, it's about time I go touch grass.

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