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[–] notannpc@lemmy.world 6 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (2 children)

I wonder what the bribees gets in exchange for this made up trophy that means nothing.

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[–] msage@programming.dev 5 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I read that as 'beautiful clean coat' and wondered why would he accept a trophy for a dog.

Then I remembered that he's a little bitch. TACO.

[–] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 5 points 3 weeks ago

Last time I saw you, you looked so much older
Your famous blue raincoat was torn at the shoulder

[–] Gammelfisch@lemmy.world 5 points 3 weeks ago

The gas lobbyist will turn it up a notch to destroy their energy competitor, coal. Did Krasnov do anything for the black lung victims? I thought not.

[–] biofaust@lemmy.world 4 points 3 weeks ago

How I wish they would have called it Beautiful Bleached Coal!

[–] wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz 3 points 3 weeks ago
[–] SnarkoPolo@lemmy.world 3 points 3 weeks ago

Next week, the Tampax® Prize For Bigly Human Rights.

[–] Treczoks@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago

"Clean Coal"

[–] Eddbopkins@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Trophy's are for losers who don't understand the game.

[–] HikingVet@lemmy.ca 2 points 3 weeks ago

Made up awards for a "strong man"....

[–] Nagrom@lemmy.ca 2 points 2 weeks ago
[–] genuineparts@infosec.pub 1 points 2 weeks ago

Should have called it Big Blue Coal. Because BBC is something Trump deserves.

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