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Jason Statham to play guy who steals someone's bike in "Jason Statham Stole My Bike"
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I don't think he has the range for it.
this post was submitted on 14 Feb 2026
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https://www.avclub.com/jason-statham-stole-my-bike-david-leitch
Think your link isn't working
I posted it from Friendica, I'm not sure how to format posts with links to work on the Threadiverse yet
Ahhh. Yeah probably just didn't propogate right or something. Activity pub is cool but the different implications have a little bit of friction when they talk.