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Honestly, I would fall into this trap.

The federal agent genuinely sounds like she is a person having car trouble, this trap would work on me because I guess I too am a fundamentally decent person.

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[–] melsaskca@lemmy.ca 5 points 2 weeks ago

Well if a declining world super power attacks weaker nations (Venezuela) then why wouldn't it attack it's own, nicer people, rather than meet a challenge? Remember, bullies are cowards underneath. "Look at me and behold my greatness!"...(after beating up the tiniest kid on the playground).

[–] Quexotic@infosec.pub 5 points 2 weeks ago

Just another example of manufacturing fear so that we don't trust each other.

[–] UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml 3 points 2 weeks ago

Today you, tomorrow ~~me~~ you're deported.

[–] lechekaflan@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Sundown towns are here now. Seems repealing the Civil Rights Act is not an impossibility. Looks the Green Book is needed again.

[–] AntiBullyRanger@ani.social 1 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

The fact there are electoralist 🧵 says to me 🇺🇲 will never systematically take the nazis down.

Truly the dumbest civilians on Earth.

[–] DeathByBigSad@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

The fact there are electoralist 🧵 says to me 🇺🇲 will never systematically take the nazis down.

Truly the dumbest civilians on Earth.

Politicians fucking over civillians and you blame the civilians?

So... by your standards, you think y'all deserve Hiroshima too for waging war against China? Are you calling your country's civillians from the WW2 era "dumb" too for the support of the imperialist invasion?

(And to be clear: I do not condone violence against civillians, but that's what you're saying by your own logic)

[–] AntiBullyRanger@ani.social 2 points 2 weeks ago

What part of any of this is systematic?
I am calling them dumb for letting fascist conquer them for 22years and counting.

Why do civilians empower politicians again?

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