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[–] Rhoeri@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago

Wait, is it the MAGA Olympics already?

[–] solidheron@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I think we can give this guy some community services. He isn't anywhere close to the worst person in America

[–] ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 week ago

That dirty doe.

[–] chemical_cutthroat@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)
[–] BoxOfFeet@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

I hoped I would find this here.

[–] TachyonTele@piefed.social 2 points 1 week ago

Well, we know where Dirty Mike and the Boys got those deer lips

[–] Gammelfisch@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

More Red Oblast problems.

[–] My_IFAKs___gone@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

That look of shame on his face is truly the expression of a man who was caught fucking a dead animal.

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