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That happens to me in the morning. I was told it is normal.
Apparently Godzilla is sleeping beneath this road and REALLY needs to pee
Alternative to CBS.
But how accurate can it be if they only talked to one random onlooker instead of four?
Ultimately, the CBS article is just a word-for-word re-release of this AP story with additions based on the content of the Japan Times article.
Better to get information from their actual sources than to support increasingly right-wing mouthpieces.
Nothing to see here, just laying the groundwork for Tokyo-3, totally normal.
Buoyancy, motherfucker!
Moles? It's always moles
Everything looks so clean in Japan, even the pipe doesn't have any dirt on it!
It is a well-known custom that passersby collectively clean the pipe if this happens. Society is everyone.