resipsaloquitur

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Ten Million Tons of Manure In California Are Unaccounted for, New Report Shows in c/nottheonion@lemmy.world
[–] resipsaloquitur@lemmy.world 1 points 26 minutes ago

I think you mean “offal orifice.”

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Robot Escorted Away By Cops After Terrorizing Old Woman (futurism.com)
 

cross-posted from: https://lemmy.fan/post/12322905

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Giant underground pipe mysteriously rises over 30 feet, bursting through road in Japan: "I can't believe this" (www.cbsnews.com)
 

cross-posted from: https://reddthat.com/post/61830990

Ten Million Tons of Manure In California Are Unaccounted for, New Report Shows in c/nottheonion@lemmy.world
[–] resipsaloquitur@lemmy.world 11 points 21 hours ago (3 children)

That’s Donald’s diaper. The Oval Office is full of hot air (mostly methane).

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Ten Million Tons of Manure In California Are Unaccounted for, New Report Shows (sentientmedia.org)
 

cross-posted from: https://lemmy.ml/post/44398300

EXCLUSIVE Lizzie Cundy: ‘My new vagina’s so tight it squeaks when I walk’ in c/nottheonion@lemmy.world
[–] resipsaloquitur@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

It’s one way to polish a knob.

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Migration minister fails UK citizenship test question (www.independent.co.uk)
 

cross-posted from: https://lemmy.zip/post/60568257

Migration minister Mike Tapp failed a UK citizenship test question before insisting he is a "proud Brit." Speaking at a parliamentary committee on settlement, citizenship, and integration on Tuesday, 10 March, the Labour MP for Dover and Deal admitted he did not know the height of the London Eye - one of the questions in the official UK citizenship test. "I am confident that I would be able to pass the test, I'm a proud Brit," he added, but promised to "take a keen interest" in knowing the answer "when it comes up again" in the same meeting next year. Chair of the committee, Lord Don Foster, said he will "follow up" on Mr Tapp's word.

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EXCLUSIVE Lizzie Cundy: ‘My new vagina’s so tight it squeaks when I walk’ (closeronline.co.uk)
After outages, Amazon to make senior engineers sign off on AI-assisted changes in c/technology@lemmy.world
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Idaho once dropped 76 beavers from airplanes (Don't worry. They had parachutes.) (www.popsci.com)
 

cross-posted from: https://piefed.social/c/science/p/1861949/idaho-once-dropped-76-beavers-from-airplanes-don-t-worry-they-had-parachutes

Ben Goldfarb, author of Eager: The Surprising, Secret Life of Beavers and Why They Matter (seriously, that's the title of the book), notes that, “If you were to pick the least aerodynamic animal imaginable, beavers would be high on the list. They’ve got these thick, chunky, pear-shaped bodies.... The incongruity of this very land-bound animal soaring through the sky is just inherently comedic to people.”

I'll say.

A Disturbing Clue Suggests Amelia Earhart Survived Her Crash. And Then She Was Eaten by Crabs. in c/nottheonion@lemmy.world
Cybertruck Self-Destructs in Shallow Water… Leaving Questions About the Promised “Boat Mode” in c/nottheonion@lemmy.world
[–] resipsaloquitur@lemmy.world 17 points 5 days ago

Vikikng funeral.

A Disturbing Clue Suggests Amelia Earhart Survived Her Crash. And Then She Was Eaten by Crabs. in c/nottheonion@lemmy.world
A Disturbing Clue Suggests Amelia Earhart Survived Her Crash. And Then She Was Eaten by Crabs. in c/nottheonion@lemmy.world
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A Disturbing Clue Suggests Amelia Earhart Survived Her Crash. And Then She Was Eaten by Crabs. (newsbeyonddetroit.net)
 

cross-posted from: https://piefed.social/c/aviation/p/1851567/a-disturbing-clue-suggests-amelia-earhart-survived-her-crash-and-then-she-was-eaten-by

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Italy wins claim over name of Spanish restaurant chain The Mafia Sits at the Table (www.theguardian.com)
 

cross-posted from: https://feddit.org/post/26760675

Musk fails to block California data disclosure law he fears will ruin xAI in c/technology@lemmy.world
[–] resipsaloquitur@lemmy.world 102 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Oh no how unfortunate.

Why is his CSAM generator still in app stores?

Microsoft Copilot to hijack your browser... for your own convenience in c/technology@lemmy.world
[–] resipsaloquitur@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

Don’t be an OS cuck.

We messed up with the Windows 12 article. What we got wrong and how it happened in c/technology@lemmy.world
[–] resipsaloquitur@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

“AI made me do it.”

We messed up with the Windows 12 article. What we got wrong and how it happened in c/technology@lemmy.world
[–] resipsaloquitur@lemmy.world 20 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (6 children)

AI is now the dog you blame for your flatulence.

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Waffle House bans Florida candidate for governor, he says (www.tallahassee.com)
 

cross-posted from: https://pawb.social/post/40739588

Florida gubernatorial candidate James Fishback says his plan to visit every Waffle House in Florida to "meet voters where they are" has been derailed.

That's because he's been banned, he said.

In a release posted to X on Thursday, March 5, Fishback shared a statement saying that "this morning, Waffle House abruptly revoked our permission, and criminally trespassed us from all of their Florida locations."

Fishback, a Republican and one of 41 current candidates to replace outgoing Gov. Ron DeSantis, said he had previously received permission from Waffle House's corporate office to visit every location in Florida to "meet voters where they are."

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Ethiopia experiments with 'smart' police stations that have no officers (www.bbc.com)
 

cross-posted from: https://lemmy.zip/post/60211333

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Scientists could soon use giant fire tornadoes to clean up our oceans (www.sciencefocus.com)
 

cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/43748883

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North Korea’s Kim Jong Un re-elected as chief of Workers’ Party (www.aljazeera.com)
 

cross-posted from: https://thebrainbin.org/m/news@lemmy.world/t/1440476

Kim says his party is focused on the tasks of 'boosting economic construction and the people's standard of living'.

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