this post was submitted on 18 Mar 2026
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[–] Etterra@discuss.online 8 points 8 hours ago
[–] ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one 6 points 18 hours ago

Someone has to make an explosive impression on their first day.

[–] Willoughby@piefed.world 43 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

The joke with memes like this is someone actually having the balls to fight back.

"Wouldn't it be funny of we actually fought for our autonomy and freedom? lol we're such cowards."

lol, I know, you first

me too! lmao

[–] rockSlayer@lemmy.blahaj.zone 37 points 1 day ago

Wait until the second day. That way you can formulate a plan to take out Thiel as well

[–] hobata@lemmy.ml 16 points 1 day ago

Honestly, I really don't understand why the job posting is so vague. They could just hire the person without even conducting an interview.

[–] UnimportantHuman@lemmy.ml 15 points 1 day ago

Whistleblow first!

[–] Darkassassin07@lemmy.ca 21 points 1 day ago

So thaaats why orientation is in the office across the street...

[–] TwoBeeSan@lemmy.world 12 points 1 day ago

Every new sign in captha I get closer to this image

[–] Dippy@beehaw.org 5 points 23 hours ago

No dont kys, just make a pocket EMP you can find directions on wikihow