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Anon wants parenting advice (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 9 months ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] Random_German_Name@feddit.de 6 points 9 months ago

We had a girl, who tortured worms and snails in school. I was scared of her.

[–] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 5 points 9 months ago

Show him Jordan N Peterson videos.

[–] fhek@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 8 months ago

I shot a bird once, with a pellet gun.

I felt fucking awful. Never will I kill something again with intent like that.

[–] EdibleFriend@lemmy.world 3 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Blame TV duh.

[–] UnRelatedBurner@sh.itjust.works 2 points 9 months ago

and the internet!

[–] user1234@lemmynsfw.com 2 points 9 months ago

Enroll him at Le Cordon Bleu? Make sure he knows how to properly prepare frog legs and what sauce to pair them with.

[–] pewgar_seemsimandroid@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 7 months ago

adoped french child

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