I have a teleporter too.
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No. That's a time machine powered by anger.
I've teleported twice in my life. However since I'm a functioning adult these days, allow me to condense the relevant finding of those experiences for you:
Don't mix drugs and alcohol.
Dude is having blackouts and needs help.
Yeah, like who hasn't ended up in a Waffle House with no idea how they got there?
I wasn't complaining, just surprised.
Or would even know? Or would remember that it happened?
Does he know about ambien ? Maybe it's ambien. Or lunesta.
combined with alcohol or grapefruits.
the reality/space distortion substance known as alcohol and drugs.
Where did they dig this guy up from?
The longer I'm an adult the more terrifying it is to realize how many people there are in positions of power over people who are either complete morons or straight up mentally ill.
Can you be a racist and a Christian at the same time?
How does that work...
It's been working as described for over 2,000 years.
It’s kinda their default? I dunno what you mean, it’s a big part of their belief system
I just mean that Christianity says that all humans are equal in front of God, right? And then you also have massive racism that doesnt come from the Bible, right?
Oh boy, have you read the bible? Cause there is a ton of racism in there, both old and New Testament, even if you take the Bible and Christianity at face value, it’s a religion based on “us vs them” mentality, and racist at its core. Remember this religion was founded at a time of external invasion, increased immigration and “globalization” in the ancient world, it had racist dog whistles all over
No, havent read any of it. Never wanted to... Im not the kind of guy who follows organized religion. But I do think there is a higher meaning to our lives here. Cant prove it, but I dont need to. :) Just a personal feeling.
"Haters gonna hate," says hateful member of the most hateful administration since Jefferson Davis.
real Ken M energy
GOOD point.
I've teleported too, a few times in the past - it can be a bit confusing, like blam you're suddenly somewhere else. Then I've recalled the heinous quantities of booze and drugs I've consumed that day and kinda shrugged.
CNN previously reported that Phillips, who serves as associate administrator for the Office of Response and Recovery at FEMA, described in a podcast last year multiple episodes in which he said he was suddenly teleported miles away — including once to a Waffle House roughly 50 miles from where he had been.
I hope that Waffle House was open, per the Waffle House Index.
TIL Donald Trump put Cecil Stedman in charge of FEMA while I wasn't looking.
That would never happen because Cecil is (usually) competent.
Didn't realize Cecil loved Waffle House so much.
He wasn't there to eat; he was there to assess the devastation after a fight.
Por que no los dos?
Shots are never a good idea
Midterms are going to be interesting.
Asylums need to return.