Of course he was.
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The Bible doesn’t specifically condemn pedophilia, and in fact seems to endorse it, so I guess he was technically practicing Christian ethics.
https://www.skepticsannotatedbible.com/says_about/pedophilia.html
He is an expert in his field
Plenty of Orange Shit Stain copy cats. This sick bastard is arrested and yet the big POS is busy murdering people and destroying the world economy.
It's always the ones you most suspect
If there is a gambling indicator on who may possibly be arraigned on one of these counts, I think it would fail because now at this point we are try to prove a double double.. There is no house for this type of wager.
Always the ones you most expect.
Fork found in kitchen.
Yeah. Except, as Trump says, 'Who would have guessed!?'
Not a Democrat, atheist, or drag queen?
Aaaaaaand another one.
I'm running out of room guys.
convicted on sex felonies
Christian sexual ethics
Yeah that tracks.
Wanna guess his political affiliation?
Nazi?
Ephebophile, which he’s very quick to remind us is different from pedophile?
The only way this matters is because they sit at separate tables in the prison cafeteria.
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Ergo, Christian sexual ethics is criminal.
Religion is clearly the best grift.
If he were a Catholic priest he'd have the entire international power of the RCC protecting him. Dude picked the wrong church.
I feel like this is a “why are you so focused on this topic” sort of question and answer
😂 let me guess... Another conservative weirdo protecting kids in his own unique way?
So all of these abrahamic religious types really just looooove diddling kids, eh? Fucking hell.
Nah. Plenty of Hindus and Buddhists do it too. The problem isnt a specific religion or religions, people who want to hurt others are attracted to positions of authority. Religion offers the best cover.
It's what god wants 👍
"Spare the diddle, spoil the child."
- Omnipotent beings, apparently
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In psychology we call that reaction formation.
a Christian ethic of marriage and sexuality
Big "sex for me but not for thee" vibes.
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Cue impending pardon and bestowing of hero status.
So ... when can we expect the announcement of his cabinet position?
So this is what a drag queen looks like?
so much for sexual ethics.
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