PopcornPrincess

Oh my gourd!

Do the opposite, don’t make eye contact and walk fast. The good old fashioned diarrhea walk. Anyone tries to stop you, tell them whatever poop related excuse comes to mind.

Oh god, I think I just threw up in my mouth a little bit. Thanks stranger. 🤮

I don’t miss the often-regurgitated response of “Gee, thanks stranger” that Redditers would say after receiving gold. It would always annoy me.

Boss makes a dollar. I make a dime.

That’s why I poop on company time.

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Looks like Rocket League. If so then this would be a highly offensive thing to say. Most of the players in casual are about 10 years old 😂

Only 1 brain cell included per unit.

🤮

What a bellend

Great title, OP.

On the flip side, you’ll get free lip fillers and fresh honey.