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[–] PopcornPrincess@lemmy.world 18 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Do the opposite, don’t make eye contact and walk fast. The good old fashioned diarrhea walk. Anyone tries to stop you, tell them whatever poop related excuse comes to mind.

[–] TwoBeeSan@lemmy.world 14 points 1 month ago

Recently discovered have ibs.

The silver lining is a good poop excuse.