Programmer Humor

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This is a place where you can post jokes, memes, humor, etc. related to programming!

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"I want to live forever in AI" (lemmy.ml)
submitted 7 months ago by roon@lemmy.ml to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev
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cross-posted from: https://lemmy.ml/post/14869314

"I want to live forever in AI"

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When your iRobot finally achieve teleportation (programming.dev)
submitted 7 months ago by zinderic@programming.dev to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev
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[Request] Looking for resources on terrible algorithms, architecture, and design (lemmy.sdf.org)
submitted 7 months ago by nickwitha_k@lemmy.sdf.org to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev
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Hey folks! I think this request is right up this comm's alley. I'm sure that we all know bogo sort but, what other terrible/terribly inefficient algorithms, software architecture, or design choices have you been horrified/amused by?

I, sadly, lost a great page of competing terrible sorting algorithms, but I'll lead with JDSL as a terrible (and terribly inefficient) software architecture and design. The TL;DR is that a fresh CS guy got an internship at a company that based its software offering around a custom, DSL based on JSON that used a svn repo to store all functions in different commits. The poor intern had a bad time due to attempting to add comments to the code, resulting in customer data loss.

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Demand ad companies take security seriously first and maybe we'll talk. (tesseract.dubvee.org)
submitted 7 months ago by ptz@dubvee.org to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev
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manyThreadsAreBetterThanOne (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 7 months ago by alphacyberranger@sh.itjust.works to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev
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Guess what my favourite language is: (lemmy.world)
submitted 7 months ago by merari42@lemmy.world to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev
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huggingface.co (sopuli.xyz)
submitted 7 months ago by NoFood4u@sopuli.xyz to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev
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The "Java Life" Song (youtu.be)
submitted 7 months ago by starman@programming.dev to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev
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Unused variables (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 7 months ago by sjmarf@sh.itjust.works to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev
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The perfect commit message (lemmy.world)
submitted 7 months ago by Maven@lemmy.world to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev
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Some of my iterations are delightfully recursive (lemmy.world)
submitted 7 months ago by merari42@lemmy.world to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev
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Unicode (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 7 months ago by sjmarf@sh.itjust.works to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev
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It's time to mentally prepare yourselves for this (lemmy.world)
submitted 7 months ago by The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev
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If I write code for the project which management abruptly cancels, can I put "Subzero coder" in my CV? (pxscdn.com)
submitted 7 months ago by graphito@pixelfed.social to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev
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If I write code for the project which management abruptly cancels, can I put "Subzero coder" in my CV?

@programmer_humor@programming.dev
#nocode #zerocode

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Hand over your javascript, we have you surrounded (i.imgur.com)
submitted 7 months ago by owsei@programming.dev to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev
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Asuka Roasts Your Sorting Algorithms (www.youtube.com)
submitted 7 months ago by CCF_100@sh.itjust.works to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev
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Sometimes the decisions are hard... (lemmings.world)
submitted 7 months ago by rikudou@lemmings.world to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev
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You wouldn’t get it (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 7 months ago by sjmarf@sh.itjust.works to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev
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He revealed the secrets ! (jlai.lu)
submitted 7 months ago by ElCanut@jlai.lu to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev
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cross-posted from: https://jlai.lu/post/6002282

He revealed the secrets !

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Developing a third party UI for a platform you use frequently feels like this sometimes (y.yarn.co)
submitted 7 months ago by ptz@dubvee.org to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev
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We'll refactor this next year anyways (programming.dev)
submitted 7 months ago by popcar2@programming.dev to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev
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Junior Dev VS Senior Dev (lemmy.world)
submitted 7 months ago by devilish666@lemmy.world to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev
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YoE (programming.dev)
submitted 7 months ago by sus@programming.dev to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev
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"prompt engineering" (lemmy.world)
submitted 7 months ago by Maven@lemmy.world to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev
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When a real user uses the app (lemmy.ml)
submitted 7 months ago by roon@lemmy.ml to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev
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cross-posted from: https://lemmy.ml/post/14289465

When a real user uses the app

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