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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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Anon is often crazy.
Anon is often depressed.
Anon frequently shares thoughts that are immature, offensive, or incomprehensible.

If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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Anon plays a guessing game (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 3 weeks ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] _lilith@lemmy.world 136 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

"Your nose is your cutest feature, that's why I chose it" is the correct response

[–] Klear@lemmy.world 107 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

"Not like those ugly-ass ears. They really screwed those up, huh?"

[–] normanwall@lemmy.world 34 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Did you fall from heaven? Because your face is really fucked up.

(this one is so stupid and obviously inappropriate that I laugh each time I imagine someone saying it)

[–] Comment105@lemm.ee 1 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Imagine answering the plastic surgery question with "The left side? Did you get burnt badly or something? It looks kind of wonky."