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Anon plays a guessing game (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 3 weeks ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] atro_city@fedia.io 5 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Beef curtain

[–] jia_tan@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

So what does the ab goddess has to do with this surgery?

[–] Senseless@feddit.org 6 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Exactly what I meant with my question.

[–] balderdash9@lemmy.zip 9 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Just a play on words. Labia reduction = lean "beef"

[–] Senseless@feddit.org 2 points 3 weeks ago

Huh. Disappointing.

[–] bamfic@lemmy.world 3 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Her wrinkled, flaccid labia unfurls halfway to her knees, like some ball-less scrotum

[–] PinkyCoyote@sopuli.xyz 3 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Right out of a romance novel

[–] bamfic@lemmy.world 1 points 3 weeks ago

It's an old Bill Hicks bit