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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

Be warned:

Anon is often crazy.
Anon is often depressed.
Anon frequently shares thoughts that are immature, offensive, or incomprehensible.

If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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anon working as behaviour interventionist (lemmy.dbzer0.com)

submitted 3 weeks ago by antonim@lemmy.dbzer0.com to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] southsamurai@sh.itjust.works 148 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Man, it is very rare to want a greentext to be real as much as I want this one to be. I'm going to pretend it is, even if it isn't. Because holy fuck, does the world need people like that.

[–] antonim@lemmy.dbzer0.com 98 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

It's from https://boards.4chan.org/r9k/thread/79241078, it does seem real, apparently he's been sporadically posting about his job for some time.

[–] southsamurai@sh.itjust.works 26 points 3 weeks ago

Man, thank you for that :)

Put a smile on my face for real.