this post was submitted on 28 Oct 2024
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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

Be warned:

If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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[–] southsamurai@sh.itjust.works 148 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Man, it is very rare to want a greentext to be real as much as I want this one to be. I'm going to pretend it is, even if it isn't. Because holy fuck, does the world need people like that.

[–] antonim@lemmy.dbzer0.com 98 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

It's from https://boards.4chan.org/r9k/thread/79241078, it does seem real, apparently he's been sporadically posting about his job for some time.

[–] southsamurai@sh.itjust.works 26 points 3 weeks ago

Man, thank you for that :)

Put a smile on my face for real.

[–] Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works 118 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] ckai@lemmy.world 46 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] cows_are_underrated@feddit.org 3 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

This time its acty straight an don't gay.

Or maybe it is. I don't know.

[–] TheRisingApe@lemmynsfw.com 38 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I am happy to live in the same universe as anon.

It makes me sad that for every person like this anon, there are hundreds of people doing pretty much the opposite.

Good on you anon, you deserve all the good karma.

[–] j4k3@lemmy.world 33 points 3 weeks ago

Metal of Honor

[–] InverseParallax@lemmy.world 18 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Seriously, the hero we need.

Education has been the genuine orphancrushingmachine for decades, it's just the way the system is designed.

[–] arin@lemmynsfw.com 9 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

If yall want an anime like this, watch Great Teacher Onizuka

[–] Revan343@lemmy.ca 8 points 3 weeks ago

Real and straight

[–] B312@lemmy.world 7 points 3 weeks ago

Rare 4chan user W

[–] infinite_ass@leminal.space 3 points 2 weeks ago

Super hero. 100%

[–] ArbitraryValue@sh.itjust.works 1 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

One time I was walking along when I remembered a funny Simpsons episode and for some reason I said "You can turn a regular gun into five guns!" out loud.

There was an entire family staring at me.