this post was submitted on 11 Jan 2024
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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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[–] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 20 points 10 months ago (4 children)

talking loudly can't even concentrate on eating

Huh??

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 27 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (2 children)

Anon keeps losing his focus and ends up putting food in the wrong holes.

[–] jackoneill@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago

Pretty sure you just shit out your mouth if you do that

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