Kolanaki

joined 1 year ago
[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 1 points 25 minutes ago* (last edited 23 minutes ago)

Was there ever a point in history where a Battlefield game didn't have a poor launch? I still remember 1942 the day of launch, tanks were flying everywhere. The CGW headline for their review of the game being "Mein gott! Die British haben un panzerflagen!"

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 6 points 55 minutes ago

And what's to stop it from continuing to monopolize search engine usage just because it'll be owned by another company? Wouldn't whoever purchases it just continue operating it the same way, banking on the name recognition?

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 10 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 1 hour ago)

My favorite stalker bug is the two dudes in the second kind of hub area that just constantly repeat their lines.

"Get out of here, Stalker! Get out of here, Stalker! Get out of here, Stalker..."

"What are you waiting for? I said come in, don't just stand there! What are you waiting for? I said come in, don't just stand there! What are you waiting for? I said come in, don't just stand there!"

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 3 points 23 hours ago

Join us in the great link, Odo.

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 16 points 23 hours ago* (last edited 23 hours ago)

~~List of people who were mean to me and should be spanked~~ Case No. 7:24-cv-00114-K IN THE UNITED STATES DISTRICT COURT FOR THE NORTHERN DISTRICT OF TEXAS WICHITA FALLS DIVISION

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 11 points 1 day ago

If you want a MILF, shouldn't you post pictures of mushrooms? That's how I would look for a mycologist I'd like to fuck. 🤷🏻‍♂️

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 17 points 1 day ago

Woulda had beans on toast, but they lost the can of beans.

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 3 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

What the fuck is this even for?

Like most Microsoft hardware made after a certain year: Microsoft fans who will literally buy a box of feces if M$ sold it.

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 4 points 1 day ago

I'm just quoting Talladega Nights.

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net -3 points 1 day ago (5 children)

I don't get how kids can be unsafe because of other kids being dumbasses. I guarantee the majority of the hate symbolism and speech on Steam's forums, is from people under the age of 18. Kids are fucking little shits. Especially when they have no supervision, like on the Steam forums.

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 8 points 1 day ago (5 children)

"We invented democracy, existentialism, and the ménage à trois."

"Oh man... Those are three pretty good things."

 

I have 1 last achievement to get and it didn't seem like it would be that hard since I already got S rank without even trying on all the high payout missions when I was grinding cash for all the parts.

However, a few seem to be completely arbitrary and not simply about speed and efficiency. Or maybe I am just not fast enough? I have to actually use a stop watch because the game doesn't actually tell you the mission time...

Anyway I have literally 2 left that I can't get above A rank on and I don't know why.

First is Stop The Data Breach. I zip through the level as fast as I can destroying the hacking nodes, and even take out the tetrapod in the hallway while waiting for the dialogue to continue and give me access to the last door leading to Iguazu. I know from watching a video of someone getting S rank that the damage and ammo costs I end up with are good (even lower) so it's gotta be the time it takes to do the final fight. But that dumbass Iguazu heals like 4 times every time he's down to nothing which makes it take way longer than it should. I can kill him faster but that would cost more in the ammo cost, assuming it even hits because the weapons that would allow near instant death are also super slow and he constantly dodged all over the place.

The other is Destroy the Refuelling base. I've zipped straight to the main objective and killed the ACs at the end in under 2 minutes and got A rank. I've gone and blown up all the fuel dumps then the main objective and killed the ACs in just a few seconds more; still A. The fuck does it expect me to do? Finish in 30 seconds? I can use the fastest possible mech build and it still takes like a minute just to reach the objective going in as straight a line to it as you can.

The lack of clear objectives listed for these arbitrary requirements is driving me crazy. I've looked for answers online, of course, but every answer is different. Some people got S rank doing this, others got it doing something else. Neither method worked for me, so it just feels like random.

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