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I Don’t Know Why Women Keep Laughing at Me When I’m Out Driving my Tesla Cybertruck (www.torquenews.com)

submitted 3 weeks ago by carlytm@lemm.ee to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] TheObviousSolution@lemm.ee 19 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

He forgot to gold plate his Tesla, that's why.

[–] ilikecoffee@lemmy.world 8 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Well as they say, you can put lipstick on a pig...

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Oh we are so putting lips and a curly tail on our neighbor's cybertruck this halloween as a prank

[–] HowManyNimons@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago

You'll void its warranty b doing crazy stunts like that.

[–] nonailsleft@lemm.ee 6 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Wait are you telling me there's folks driving their cybertrucks unpainted