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[–] Carighan@lemmy.world 57 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I can readily understand that someone like Ron would have no idea why anybody would ever use a dictionary. 😅

[–] EmergMemeHologram@startrek.website 24 points 10 months ago (1 children)

The most confusing thing about dictionaries is why are they so torn on the topic of bridges?

My mom always has an “unabridged” version but mine is a regular dictionary complete with the word “bridge”.

[–] meyotch@slrpnk.net 3 points 10 months ago

That joke is a bridge too far! 🙄