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Taliban bans women from ‘hearing other women’s voices’ (www.telegraph.co.uk)

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[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 95 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

I mean.....yeah. They ARE waging an all out war on women. It's the literal taliban. What did you expect?

Oh, hold on, I'm getting a telegram from 1939. It appears as if a Jewish woman in Germany is having a disagreement of opinions with one "Adolph Hitler". Seems this Hitler fellow isn't a fan of the Jews...

[–] tpihkal@lemmy.world 34 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

I don't know about you but I think that Hitler fellow sounds like a bad egg.

[–] GuyDudeman@lemmy.world 13 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

He’s a little sus.

[–] snausagesinablanket@lemmy.world 6 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Some say his policies are sketch.

[–] idunnololz@lemmy.world 3 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

He's like the opposite of based

[–] nilloc@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Well, he did kill himself. Though it would have been nice if he’d thought to do that sooner.

[–] piccolo@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Perhaps... or perhaps not. Hitler was a paranoid, drug addict. He made so many mistakes, that despite Germany's early advantages he made a lot of bad decisions that lead to the downfall of germany. If he died earlier, someone else would took the reins and may not made the same mistakes and leading to germany's victory.

[–] nilloc@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 2 weeks ago

Ah yeah, the Cheney doctrine.

Pretty sure thats the only reason Vance is on the ticket.

[–] Samvega@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 3 weeks ago

The UK newspaper the Daily Mail had a headline titled 'Hurrah for the Blackshirts!'. Are you telling me the Daily Mail lies?

[–] konalt@lemmy.world 4 points 3 weeks ago

The more I hear about this Hitler guy, I tell ya

[–] leisesprecher@feddit.org 15 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

*Adolf.

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 7 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Wait, really? That's an even dumber name that I thought it was already! Normally I'd feel bad for spelling a persons name wrong...but it's literally hitler. Excuse me while I feel no sympathy for insulting one of the biggest facists in history.

[–] yetAnotherUser@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

I disagree, it was a common German first name until he ruined it.

Though you should keep insulting him, the methhead "war strategist" deserves it.