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School district bans the dictionary to comply with Ron DeSantis’s book-ban law (www.lgbtqnation.com)

submitted 10 months ago by ZeroCool@slrpnk.net to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] vind@lemmy.world 21 points 10 months ago (2 children)

No E because of Estrogen

No T because of Testosterone

No X or Y because of chromosomes

[–] Stovetop@lemmy.world 19 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Ron DSanis and Donald Rump approv his mssag.

[–] caoimhinr@lemmy.world 8 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Now without the D for Disney.

[–] Stovetop@lemmy.world 5 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

May as well also get rid of G for gender, H for healthcare, I for intersectionality, L for liberal, M for marijuana, N for nonbinary, O for orange, P for progressive, R for radical, S for socialism, U for union, and V for vaccine.

Aaaaa

[–] TheGalacticVoid@lemm.ee 2 points 10 months ago

You forgot A for Agenda.

[–] lseif@sopuli.xyz 11 points 10 months ago (1 children)

g means gay.

[–] NatakuNox@lemmy.world 4 points 10 months ago (1 children)

A means abortion

[–] Zugyuk@lemmy.world 5 points 10 months ago

ou r mking his difficul