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[–] Valmond@lemmy.world 134 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)
[–] casmael@lemm.ee 35 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Now it’s $43.17 - inflation is no laughing matter

[–] wiccan2@lemmy.world 4 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Just need to wait long enough to make it three fiddy

[–] Breezy@lemmy.world 7 points 3 weeks ago
[–] kartoffelsaft@programming.dev 2 points 3 weeks ago

Damn you, Sonic the Hedgehog!

[–] ddplf@szmer.info 8 points 3 weeks ago

more like rubbles

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 3 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I know it's a joke, but you've missed the dollar symbol. That's the fine in USD.

[–] Valmond@lemmy.world 3 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 3 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Literally the first part of the sentence lol

[–] Valmond@lemmy.world -2 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

But you still had to "explain it". It's a joke. The whole thing, including the ridiculous number (with a dollar sign) is a joke not to be taken seriously.

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 3 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Yeah, it wasn't my brightest moment ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[–] Valmond@lemmy.world 1 points 3 weeks ago

No worry! I hope I didn't came off too much as an asshole 😔