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[–] QuentinCallaghan@sopuli.xyz 28 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Don't they remember what is said in the Ten Commandments? “I am the LORD your God, who brought you out of the land of Egypt, out of the house of bondage. You shall have no other gods before Me."

Of course if they are the megachurch type of Christians, their only real god is money.

[–] Mirshe@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Oh that's an easy dodge. A lot of these people think Trump is either a prophet of the Lord, a devout agent (think David or Solomon), or Jesus Christ Himself.

Let's go to the part where he gives away everything to those less fortunate please.