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Cthulhu for president 2024. Why settle for a lesser evil?
Cthulhu is the CEO of, and the entire board of an international company that was originally started by selling second hand pencils, and is now in control of 2/3 of the worlds food supply, ceiling fans, caste iron cookware, navel ship contracts, fire alarm and led light bulb multinational alliances, crawfish bait stores, mesh trucker hats, smart TVs...
It's far above anything as simple as one countries president.
While the "caste iron cookware" sounds fascinating, I'm mostly interested in these "navel ships"
Please don't edit your comment, the mental images I'm getting from it are fantastic
Attempting to fathom the terrors of the Old Ones only leads to maidness
*attempts to fathom terrors* *suddenly gets urge to put on a maid outfit and dust the place* You're not wrong...
You ever heard of "belly-button shots"? Well a navel ship is what you get if you float a tiny boat on one.
Tiny? Do you have any idea how large the Great Old One's navel is? You can float a destroyer in it...
Navel ships makes for the real cosmic horror here.
Lovecraftian horror is just realizing the earth is floating in a sea of dark matter that splooshed into the elder god's belly button.
What, haven't you seen fandoms shipping the bellybuttons of two characters together
These naval ships rely on the motion of the ocean to get where they wanna go