thefartographer

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[–] thefartographer@lemm.ee 13 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I like Pelosi, mostly cherry Pelosi. I'll usually go for Coke or Dr. Pepper, but soda is soda and Pelosi is soda.

[–] thefartographer@lemm.ee 3 points 1 day ago

Are... Ummm... Is this flirting? Can't it instead be "A penny taken bowling and then for ice cream" instead of going straight to pillaging?

[–] thefartographer@lemm.ee 8 points 2 days ago (3 children)

"A penny saved is a penny earned!"
- Benji F

[–] thefartographer@lemm.ee 24 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Nuh-uh! Americans can't be terrorists cuz Americans kill the terrorist, like Malcolm X and Jamal Khashoggi... Wait, are we the bad guys?

[–] thefartographer@lemm.ee 9 points 1 week ago

chamber

chamber

^chamber^

I don't mean anything by this comment. I literally just wanted to make an echo. Anyway, fuck Rapey McShitprez

[–] thefartographer@lemm.ee 72 points 1 week ago (9 children)

Ah yes, the super-informative anecdotal sample size of...
*checks notes*
... one.

*checks notes again*
Eh, an unreliable source at that

[–] thefartographer@lemm.ee 28 points 1 week ago

Stop it!

Okay, now do it some more...

[–] thefartographer@lemm.ee 2 points 1 week ago

Mr. Horse. Sometimes Dr. Mr. Horse

[–] thefartographer@lemm.ee 2 points 1 week ago

They're grrrrreat!

[–] thefartographer@lemm.ee 49 points 2 weeks ago

Do it. I fucking dare you. It'll be fun to watch a media powerhouse and a douche meth lab burn each other down.

[–] thefartographer@lemm.ee 14 points 2 weeks ago

What a ridiculous lawsuit. The tenant should get $200 million and get to pull the rope that releases the landlord's guillotine. Also, should get to flick the match that burns down the apartment complex.

I don't fuck around with roaches.

[–] thefartographer@lemm.ee 44 points 2 weeks ago (8 children)

While the "caste iron cookware" sounds fascinating, I'm mostly interested in these "navel ships"

Please don't edit your comment, the mental images I'm getting from it are fantastic

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