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[–] Maggoty@lemmy.world 11 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Lmao, okay this has to be really bad sarcasm.

[–] Adderbox76@lemmy.ca 2 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I literally couldn't tell. Which is why I just Homered back into the bush rather than attempting to even reply. If it's satire, it's master class.

[–] Maggoty@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago

Never forget, cashing something sarcasm is the original Schrodinger's joke. If it is satire, everyone is happy. If it isn't then they're put on notice that other people see this argument at that level. And I'm happy. Either way, I'm happy.

But honestly it's the second paragraph for me.

[–] finestnothing@lemmy.world 1 points 3 weeks ago

They're from sh.itjust.works, they're just an attention-seeking troll