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Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works

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Anon rizzes up a girl (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 2 weeks ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] southsamurai@sh.itjust.works 77 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Man, if you're throwing rizz for three months, you ain't throwing rizz.

[–] papalonian@lemmy.world 16 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

... So should I stop trying to date 😩

[–] NegativeInf@lemmy.world 8 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Maybe just aim lower.

[–] Mango@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Throwing jizz?

[–] NegativeInf@lemmy.world 7 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Too low. Pull up! Pull up!

[–] InnerScientist@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago

SINK RATE!
PULL UP!