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Wisconsin restaurant apologizes for serving pizzas contaminated with THC (www.newsweek.com)

submitted 1 month ago by BlackLaZoR@fedia.io to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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"We want to be sure anyone who has this pizza on hand throws it away so they don't get sick," health officials told customers.

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[–] BlackLaZoR@fedia.io -1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Who in their right mind would turn down free weed?

A non-addict?

[–] Psythik@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

You're trolling, right? You don't seriously still believe that lie? Weed has been proven time and time again to be no more addicting than caffeine.

[–] SourGumGum@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

I am super addicted to coffee (and weed).

It's as addictive as cigarettes, you can stop sure, but it's not always easy.

[–] Psythik@lemmy.world 0 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Hey, I never said that it wasn't addictive, but if you're going to hate on cannabis, have the same hate for tobacco, alcohol, and video games as well. Don't be a hypocrite is all I'm saying.