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Peanut the Squirrel Becomes Right-Wing Martyr in Final Election Push From the Extremely Online (gizmodo.com)

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[–] ColeSloth@discuss.tchncs.de 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Nobody shot the squirrel. It was taken away and euthanized to check for rabies. Which is kind of dumb, since not a single case of rabies ever has come from a squirrel in the US.

[–] BonerMan@ani.social 1 points 2 weeks ago

Its super dumb because rabies kill a animal within 2 weeks and the animal in question lived in the house for two years. Rabies also don't just come out of nowhere.